Today I brave the library and learn it is a far more productive environment than the Café.
Funny that.
My self-satisfaction is short-lived however, for when I uncross my legs I discover my knee has attached itself to something warm and viscous on the underside of the desk.
Something that has recently been masticated and deposited there.
On further exploration, I discover several more similar deposits, of varying vintage.
The Archaeology School could have a field day here.
Literally.
More Chuck Norris images spring to mind.
©Alacoque Doyle
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